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'RAP_D went for celidh together,
it was hogmanay,
had a feeling it would be special,
Faizan you missed it Re'


'Mein pagal nahi hoon, utrye aur koi aur Taxi le lon tum' thats how it started, Atty's words of wisdom could have meant the trip could have ended before it started but destiny had other things in mind,,,...


The journey to Edinburgh was usual with the never ending calls by Rishab , Athar trying to hit on Dorty and Rajat and Vivian*( censored), i was observing all this meanwhile if you are wondering what was i doin..........

Edinburgh was windy, stormy, rainy ohk all three together with about a hundred exclamation marks, taxi to the international student guest house costed 9£ and he very conveniently told us that he took a longer route because the other side was blocked, i could have reached Bombay( by Air Deccan atleast) for that kind of money.,
After a half an hour of flying here and there we somehow found the exact house at bukloo or bucckloo street whatever it was…….we entered thinking of beer,cigs and girls partying inside with half of Glasgow university there ,trying to make the best use of Calum’s amazing hospitality…….
To our amusement there was D lying on a sofa , a girl reading the newspaper, Calum perpetually smiling and his friend wondering what next to do?....D tried convincing them to leave early so that we could have a pre booze session but Calum being Scottish was adamant not to give us the keys, after a few minutes of conversations and a few lies of using the loo and resting for a bit, D decided to tell them his real idea , Calum smiled and took a glass himself…….Cheers

Good morning/afternoon/evening ladies and gentleman Rap_D present HOP MANY 2007.

A few beers down already D had planned in his mind to get sloshed that night (I think from glasgow itself), R and P had a mission in hand to hug and kiss ( make out :u wish ) with as many girls as we could, Atty was the only one who had come there looking for nothing but a great time come 007, Dorty I think had something in mind which I could never figure out, only her very frequent messaging told me that she had an active sex life which she had left for us, to come and celebrate new years in edinburg but for her misfortune didn’t turn out to be as good as her last night in bed,

We walked a mile to princess street,
To see a few policeman shouting,
Hogmanay has been cancelled due to rain,
Go back home in a taxi(another 10£ aarrghh)

That’s when we decided on Hop many and doing a pub crawl, hoping to visit a lot of pubs, a lot of beer and get lucky hopefully…….
Rishab khanna had till then started looking at all the girls he saw with his goal clear in mind , action sorted ,plan in place, with only Execution to be done(so did I actually), D was already too high to think and A was wondering if we could sit in one pub for over 8 minutes……..

From pub to pub,
We kept crawling,
Till we found a place which was ray,
A French guy with D dancing,
And we took his girls in our tray…..

That was the moment, I have never seen anyone dance with so much Joy, he was loving the challenge(that’s D for you) and trust me would have given goose bumps to most dancers who saw him that day, Rishab me and Athar where busy chatting with girls around and Dorty still messaging ,
We celebrated midnight in the same club as well and it was one Moment, they played their ritual Celidh song and we guys went bizzerk when the clock hit 12……
With a few more dances by D (with other people now) we thought of going to a new club now, Rishab had started his kissing and hugging till then, and if someone had filmed it, we could have sold it as a soft porn,
Attar on the other hand was laughing his guts out at the weirdness of D and sometimes me and Rishab.

Dorty thought enough messaging,
Lets go back home re,
D thought we should go drop her,
And she misses the morning bus ,we all prayed….

Me and rishab went with Dorty for the longest walk of my life , in between hugging anyone whe met and distributing cigarettes for Barter..:D,….after about 2 hours of all this we went around looking for a club where we met, Rajat and Vivian dancing Cozy and called D who had Given Attar an experience of his life, where he had learned never walk ALONE with a drunk friend …….The most amusing was that he left him on a bench and came to us, and after about 15 mins of conversation ,with a very straight face said ‘I left him on the bench!!!!' ,,,hhahahhaha it was hilarious, and i could only imagine Amitabh batchchan of Sharabi that time- man ,on the road ,dancing- drunk….

We went back searching for D, and………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………he is sitting with a women telling him stories about Assam, Rishab and Attar had given up on him and so had I ,so we decided to move ahead and grab a few more hugs before the night finishes…

We ate fish and chips,
It was 4 in the morning there,
Walked to the bus stand ,
To find it closed he he he

Rishab wanted to pee and found paying 1£ too expensive for it, D’s idea of using the car as a shield didn’t work as it left half way…..Im sure it did not embarrass him, not at that night at Edinburg………

We made D sleep in an ATM, yes we DID that, and after chatting we went and had coffee at the bus station which had opened till then….

To put Icing on the cake Dorty came to the station and we were seen hiding faces and when caught, she asked us--

Dorty: is the bus coming?

Attar:no(looking at rishab)

Dorty:but your friend had tickets?

Pranay:uhhh.....ya but he is not picking his phone

Dorty:is there coffee here?

Rishab:poisin it!!!!(to pranay)

But it worked out,
And we all got in the bus safe,
We sang all the way through,
To most people’s disgust as I say………….


We lived a dream together, woke up walking strength to strength, came back with memories….it was one ‘HELL OF A NIGHT’……..

ps-Thanks guys for a really special hop many and for friendship (read brotherhood) for all times to come,……………………….



LOVE

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